THE POLITBURO

This is the crowd that does their utmost to provide you with fun, sun and good times with as little effort as possible - yes mayhem is our goal and mismanagement is our method.

 
Dirty Pussy (20 years ago, just
pretend the hair is grey now and
you will recognise him)
Hash Master (also our Hash Attollah)
English Translation: What he says you do
(with a fake smile and 2M in hand).
 
Lap Dancer - yes she is still
this beautiful
 Hash Cash
English Translation: The hash gold digger.
She loves your money and wants all of it.
 
BBC		 Habberdashery
English Translation: Sells T-shirts, Makes T-shirts
and takes off men's T-shirts.
 
Howling Hyena
 Hash Monkey
English Translation: Gets all the really fun jobs....
she wishes.
 
Out Rigger
 Comrade Add Vice
English Translation: When he is not on endless
holidays, he provides endless entertainment.
 
Frozen Asset
 Beer Wench
English Translation: If you are a hasher or future
hasher, this term needs no further explanation.
 
Canned Hog
 Hare Raiser
English Translation: Cracks the proverbial whip every
Saturday for those lucky people who have the honour
of setting the runs.

Johnny Walker
Hash Flash
English Translation: The person who takes a freaky
amount of phtos.......and we mean FREAKY!

Black Wanker



Hash Scribe
English Translation: That sweet, lovable, hugable guy
that every group must have. Oh, I think must have to write things.

 

Smelly Cheese

  Hash Helper

English Translation: She gets all the shite jobs nobody else wants.

 

CampBed

 Song Master

English Translation: He can't sing well, just loudly!  Also trying to bash about with this terrible web-design interface.